DC are my "Dearest Children" text messages. my kids have been hateful and just not very nice at all this summer. They're capable of influencing humanity until the end of time , but don't seem to be hitting those strokes with me so far.
Anyway, DC 2 explains the rationale behind these texts.
I rarely* ragged on the kids when they were altogether--or even here at the house at the same time. So, having made that breakthrough thought, that I yell at both of them the same; they just don't happen to hear every time it happens when they're not here.
I needed to find a way to communicate that to my DC's. DC is a manner for me to comment on adverse behavior (prompted by the fact that somebody used the food processor and left it i the sink for me to clean up--oh no, I'm so very over this crap. It's been happening ALL freaking summer and it's over and done. (See, Bill, I promise you, I don't live Gina better!!! I love both you the absolute same--which may vary on any particular day).
See, DC has already brought better communication between us.
BTW, I'm pretty sure I told them that they have to actually replay text w/i 5 minutes or i'm cancelling their cell phone contracts???
*Trust me, it's "rarely" as compared to the number of times I want to do this, dammit.
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